A Hallmark Christmas movie that includes a sex scene? Yeah, don’t bet on it.
Seriously, imagine that. It’s almost laughable, right? Hallmark’s as wholesome as apple pie, after all.
And yet, wouldn’t it be something? A twist no one saw coming.
But let’s be real. That’s not their style. Not by a long shot.
Hallmark movies are all about that warm, fuzzy feeling. You know, love that’s as pure as freshly fallen snow.
So, expecting them to throw in a racy scene is like… well, expecting snow in July. Sure, it happens, but it’s a rare sight.
And honestly? That’s okay. There’s something comforting about their predictability. Like a cozy blanket on a cold night.
But hey, a little part of me can’t help but wonder. What if?
Nah. Better keep dreaming. Or, you know, switch channels.