So, Jeremy Renner’s got some news for us. It’s about the Mayor of Kingstown. You remember that, right? It’s been a year, a whole year, since that near-fatal snowplow accident.
Oh, you remember. It was all over the news.
Now, he’s got an update. Yeah, Renner himself. It’s about time, don’t you think?
So, what’s the scoop? Well, we’re about to find out. Stay tuned, folks.
It’s not every day you get an update from Jeremy Renner. Especially not about the Mayor of Kingstown.
And especially not a year after a near-death experience. You know, with a snowplow.
Yeah, that’s right. A snowplow.
So, here’s to hoping the news is good. After all, it’s been a year. We’ve waited long enough, haven’t we?
So, let’s see what Renner’s got to say. After all, it’s his show. And we’re all just living in it.
In the meantime, keep your fingers crossed. And stay away from snowplows. Just to be safe.