So, Richard Simmons, right? He’s out here clarifying some truly wild near-death announcement.
It’s kinda like, “Wait, what?”
Suddenly, everyone’s eyebrows went up. Simmons? Near-death?
But here’s the thing.
He’s okay, folks.
Actually, he’s more than okay.
He took to social media – because, of course, where else? And he’s like, “Hey, y’all, let’s dial it back a notch.”
The whole thing? A massive misunderstanding. Or so he says.
You see, in the world of celebs, rumors fly faster than a New York minute.
And Richard? He’s no stranger to this game.
But this time, he felt the need to set the record straight. Personally.
“I’m alive,” he declares. With a bit of that Simmons flair, naturally.
It’s almost as if he’s chuckling at the absurdity of it all.
Because, let’s be honest, it’s kinda funny. In a bizarre, only-in-Hollywood kind of way.
So, yeah. That’s the scoop.
Richard Simmons, still with us. Still fabulous.
And the world?
Well, it breathes a sigh of relief. And maybe laughs a little, too.