Oh, “The Conners,” right? That spin-off we all didn’t know we needed until we, well, did. So, here’s the scoop on those 5 MIA characters from “Roseanne.” You know, the ones who kinda just vanished into thin air. Poof! Gone.
First off, let’s chat about Mark. Remember him? Becky’s first love? Sadly, the actor who played him, Glenn Quinn, passed away. A real tragedy, honestly. So, in his honor, they didn’t recast or magically bring Mark back from the dead. They let his character rest.
Then there’s David’s and Darlene’s kiddo, Jerry Garcia Conner. Funny name, right? Well, he’s off being a fisherman or something. The show hints at it but doesn’t dive deep. Guess they figured we’d be too caught up in the drama to miss him much.
Oh, and Andy! Jackie’s son? He’s practically a ghost. The showrunners decided he was just… never born. Weird flex but okay. It’s like he was retconned out of existence.
Crystal, who was married to Dan’s dad, Ed. She’s MIA too. Last we heard, she was working at the casino, but now? Nada. Zip. It’s like she vanished into a plot hole, never to be seen again.
And lastly, there’s Anne-Marie Mitchell. Remember her? Probably not. She was one of Roseanne and Jackie’s friends. Now, she’s just… not mentioned. At all. Like she moved to another planet or something.
So, yeah. That’s the rundown. Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it? How characters can just disappear. But hey, that’s showbiz for ya. Full of surprises and, occasionally, a few mysteries left unsolved.